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This is a private Mastodon instance just for Darius Kazemi. It wasn't all that hard to set up! I used this guide.

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Mastodon is a social network based on open web protocols and free, open-source software. It is decentralized like e-mail.

With 500 characters at your disposal and support for granular content and media warnings, you can express yourself the way you want to.

Mastodon is not a commercial network. No advertising, no data mining, no walled gardens. There is no central authority.

Multiple apps for iOS, Android, and other platforms thanks to a developer-friendly API ecosystem allow you to keep up with your friends anywhere.

Learning from failures of other networks, Mastodon aims to make ethical design choices to combat the misuse of social media.